UCWRG Unicorn Lube

[GOST]

Umbrella Corporation Weapon Research Group's new lubricant is crafted from premium Unicorn tears, multigrade with proper viscosity, bonds to your magical horn like nothing else. No, this is not a personal lubricant but it should be. Well, except for the probable rash it would cause. But your AR-15 will love it, just ask her BCG. And while very safe (GHS Classification: Not a hazardous substance or mixture) isn’t a cooking oil, you don’t want to eat it, and it doesn’t make very good fish tacos…. It’s real gun lube that tastes like hell (don’t ask), doesn’t give a damn how green it is, you don’t have to bake it or any such silliness, but it gets the job done like 50 weight in an old Diesel.

UCWRG might be mocking all those ridiculously priced “wonder oils” out there by calling their product Unicorn Lube, with maybe a teeny tiny reference to the availability certain parts of their own, but hey, it’s fun and you know exactly what their talking about. Their TDS is posted right here on their website so you can get the real specs for what our lube is and isn’t. If you want a fully synthetic oil that bonds to your bolt carrier group like its soulmate, that doesn’t vaporize, and which holds particulates in suspension with the best of them, then their lube is for you. This high temp, high viscosity index formula is great for slide rails, trigger/sear interfaces, and of course general lubrication, all with a replaceable blunt needle tip for precise application.

MSRP $11.00

https://www.ucwrg.com/materiel/misce...-lube-4-ounce/

[SINNER]

I wonder if it will be perpetually out of stock too?

[Dstrbdmedic167]

I wonder if it will be perpetually out of stock too?

Took the words right out of my mouth.


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[Stone]

Hahahahaha! Initial run of 6 bottles then out of stock until 2032 until they re-order another 6 bottles. I would say they have already lost their customer base. They need to change their name to the Unobtanium corporation since they have no idea on how to keep products in stock.

[GOST]

Their customer base may not be what it once was, but I'd bet if they had forged lowers in-stock they wouldn't last a minute.

[Duffy]

Gonna talk to Steve to see if we can buy some to stock. I love his sense of humor

[UWone77]

Their customer base may not be what it once was, but I'd bet if they had forged lowers in-stock they wouldn't last a minute.

I'd have to agree with this, and I'd get another too, just because.

I mean they had $350 billet lowers, and those sold out, so you know there is still a base. I know some of that base has been eroded over time because of the perpetual stock issues, but they'd sell.

[JGifford]

They allude to a TDS...but I can't find it.

[Mecha_Arms]

I'd have to agree with this, and I'd get another too, just because.

I mean they had $350 billet lowers, and those sold out, so you know there is still a base. I know some of that base has been eroded over time because of the perpetual stock issues, but they'd sell.

Still hoping they bring BCGs back to make my Umbrella build whole.

[UWone77]

Yes... bring back the BCG's. I need one.

[Duffy]

We got our shipment of 4 oz lube, dang they're big!
http://forwardcontrolsdesign.com/Umb...4-oz_p_96.html

[mustangfreek]

I wonder if it will be perpetually out of stock too?

Lmao... I thought the same