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    Today's project

    Today's project... attempting to bake a pizookie cookie on the dashboard of my car.

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    Update to come in a few hours.
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    Toasty.

    Hence I don't need that sub zero lube from the gun grease company

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    I use my windshield daily to heat my lunch.....it works pretty well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alamo5000 View Post
    Toasty.

    Hence I don't need that sub zero lube from the gun grease company
    Just use Fire Clean since it’s just Crisco

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    Quote Originally Posted by UWone77 View Post
    Just use Fire Clean since it’s just Crisco
    I prefer liberal tears. They make my guns run so smooth and lately it's been so plentiful. They are just about giving it away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alamo5000 View Post
    I prefer liberal tears. They make my guns run so smooth and lately it's been so plentiful. They are just about giving it away.
    No way dude! You have to store the containers in a safe space, and provide them infinite amounts of hot chocolate and coloring crayons and books.
    The chemicals used to make them will make you want to don a vagina suit with your face being the home run zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alamo5000 View Post
    I prefer liberal tears. They make my guns run so smooth and lately it's been so plentiful. They are just about giving it away.
    Be careful. They're corrosive.

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    After baking for about four hours on the dashboard here is the end result.


    Brought in from the car. Looks good enough...
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    Cut open with spoon. Omg it's actually done all the way through.
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    Actually turned out very well and is quite tasty.

    And way too hot in Texas.
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    You enjoy that and keep it down there. I think >80 sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aragorn View Post
    After baking for about four hours on the dashboard here is the end result.


    Brought in from the car. Looks good enough...
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    Cut open with spoon. Omg it's actually done all the way through.
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    Actually turned out very well and is quite tasty.

    And way too hot in Texas.
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    And people are still leaving their pets and kids in this shit.... might as well throw them directly into your own oven.

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    [QUOTE=UWone77;164522]And people are still leaving their pets and kids in this shit.... might as well throw them directly into your own oven.[/QUOTE]

    For some reason, I'm seeing this on the news, all over the U.S. fairly more common. I read somewhere where somebody, maybe Pelosi gave a statement that instructed people to put something IMPORTANT in your back seat so you don't forget your kid. That's the dumbest shit I think I've ever heard. I mean what item would be more important than your child?

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    I'll be in Denton in a couple of weeks. I knew it was going to be hot, but sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatordev View Post
    I'll be in Denton in a couple of weeks. I knew it was going to be hot, but sheesh.
    If I'm on the ground and you have time, burgers and drinks are on me. I'll shoot you a PM.
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    Last time I was in Vegas is was something like 110. Felt almost pleasant compared to 95 degrees and humid when I landed back in Atlanta.

    It's been a good year for my Topsy Turvy tomato plant. About 15 pounds of tomatoes so far... and a few months to go.



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    I went out with a chick from Denton, back in the day. She was pretty hot... oh...cookies, we were talking cookies....never mind.
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