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Thread: Another Give Away
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2 October 2019, 15:08 #16
Q: Why are camels called the "Ship of the Desert"?
A: Because they're full of Iranian Semen.There's no "Team" in F**K YOU!
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2 October 2019, 15:13 #17
Joebob and Billy Ray were walking toward each other when JoeBob noticed Billy Ray had a sack slung over his shoulder. "What ya got in yer poke?" JoeBob said. "Some possums I shot for dinner!" Billy Ray responded. JoeBob said "If I guess how many ya got, can I have one? I'm hongry!" Billy Ray replied "If you guess right, you can have both of them" JoeBob thought about it for a minute... "Three?"
There's no "Team" in F**K YOU!
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2 October 2019, 19:28 #18
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3 October 2019, 21:32 #19
Why did the rooster go to KFC
To see a chicken strip!!
Sent from my SM-N920P using Tapatalk"And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off." -Big Jake
"All the Gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you." -Joseph Campbell
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3 October 2019, 21:35 #20
This one may be not too appropriate but here it is. If its not mods can delete.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PROSTITUTE WITH A RUNNING NOSE?
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Sent from my SM-N920P using Tapatalk"And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off." -Big Jake
"All the Gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you." -Joseph Campbell
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4 October 2019, 23:07 #21
Mine doesn't count, obviously but this is one I heard years and years ago.
The pastor of a church found out at the last minute that he didn't have an organ player for the choir, so as a desperate, last minute fix, he asked one of the members who was a piccolo player to sit in for the organist.
Things were fine until the choir started in with the piccolo player started to play. After about two minutes someone in the congregation shouted "piccolo player is a motherf___r!!!!"
The choir stopped, and the pastor was obviously outraged at this outburst. The pastor then asked the congregation, "who in here called the piccolo player a mother_____r" No one answered. So the pastor asked "who was the man sitting next to the man who called the piccolo player a mother____er"?. Again, no one answerred. Out of desperation and frustration the pastor asked the man, sitting next to the man, sitting next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfu___r a piccolo player a muther @%#* please stand up"!
Finally one man stands up, as the whole congregation let out a collective gasp.
He said "pastor, I'm not the man who called the piccolo player a M'Fer.
I'm not the man sitting next to the man who called the piccolo a M'Fer.
I'm not even the man who sitting the man, setting next to the man, sitting next to the man who called your piccolo player a M'Fer.
What I want to know is, who called that mother'fer a piccolo player?
Alright pretty pathetic, apologies to anyone offended.
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6 October 2019, 08:47 #22Senior Member
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(Not really a joke but something I have thought about for a long time if I could make a stand up bit)
Does anybody in here have any apple products like an I phone?
Why are they so popular and why do people line up for blocks and blocks when they launch a new product?
It seems to me that Apple could put shit in a box, call it iShit and people would would line up for 5 blocks to buy shit in a box because it has an Apple logo on it. Then 6 months later Apple would release iShit too which is slightly smellier and quite a bit runnier and people would line up 6 blocks to get their hands on it!
(Not really a joke but something I have thought about for a long time)
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6 October 2019, 14:12 #23
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6 October 2019, 15:49 #24Senior Member
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6 October 2019, 19:17 #26Senior Member
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I know...and I would still take a cheap ass phone with a new gun any day!
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6 October 2019, 20:28 #27
Apple fanboy since 1984 and the Apple ecosystem works for me and my family. After years of the Apple Death Watch, the company seems to be doing well. While I don’t line of for product releases, I replace them when needed. Usually longer than average. Bonus, Apple apparently cares about privacy.
Also, my gun photos look awesome with my iPhone.Last edited by cjd3; 6 October 2019 at 20:35.
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7 October 2019, 02:07 #28
Let us know how and when to vote ...
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8 October 2019, 15:39 #29
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8 October 2019, 15:42 #30