Dear Friends @ WEVO,

Seldom does a news event warrant a celebration such as this- but this is a singularly spectacular exception. We know you all can enjoy this discount. We know we will be losing money on this. We know we will not regret it.
Enjoy!!!!
WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!

p_w

ROT IN HELL FUCKFACE!

25% OFF ALL PRODUCTS FOR 24 HOURS.
15% OFF ALL PRODUCTS FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS AFTER THAT. FREE CONUS/APO SHIPPING FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. ENTER DISCOUNT CODE "SUCKIT" @ CHECKOUT.
GOD BLESS AMERICA & HERE'S TO THOSE WHO CAN'T BE HERE TO CELEBRATE. SHIPPING GUARANTEE WILL NOT APPLY.
YOUR FRIENDS @ SKD