Is there such a thing as "too wet"???

[Gaspipeshooter]

O.K. GOST you can calm down now. I swear I don't want to bust your balls. Not with a stick, not with a BB gun, not with a 10 foot pole, and definitely not with anything connected to my body, so your balls are safe. If possible, and I could afford it, I'd have an armed operator stand over you while you sleep, to protect you from busted balls. Upon waking you can then inspect your balls, ensuring they haven't been busted, and submit a form 8331F (National Testicle Wellness Report) each day, to make sure said operators are protecting your balls, as required by their employment contract.

LMAO @ FT ^^^ !!!