Originally Posted by
gatordev
Step 1: Build time machine.
Step 2: Travel back to 2012-2013 when dealers were fire-selling H&K USCs.
Step 3: Put USC away in a safe deposit box
Step 4: Put money away over the following several years and travel back to modern times.
Step 5: Pull USC out of the bank, send off to have it converted to a UMP with money you saved.
I think this is a solid plan with only some minor logistical issues.
I got to shoot an actual UMP at a PatMac class that a LEO next to me had. When he saw I wasn't a Crye-Commando, he handed me the gun and a couple of stick mags and said go have fun (having agency-paid ammo helped with that). Kind of fun, kind of MP5-ish. I didn't even flick the switch. Shooting 45ACP was fun enough with the red dot in semi-auto.