Another Give Away

[FortTom]

Going to give away a Benchmade folder "551". I bought his just a few days ago, and decided I needed a "auto" due to hand size. It's the Griptillion model, black.

Instead of the usual boring "guess a number" game, this one will be slightly different. Entrants will post their best joke. (Please keep it "mostly" clean", in the decorum of this forum.)

Best joke wins. Not bad, it'll be a $110 joke. Submissions will end at midnight, Sunday, October 6th. You can post a joke, judge a joke or vote for a joke. I'm nominating UW, GatorDev and Jerry R, or Moderators and admins who in no way agreed to this, to cast final ballots on joke. And just like Sheldon Cooper, I'm not crazy, my parents had me tested.

BTW, you can post multiple jokes, just don't go crazy with it.

FT
EDIT: Accidently posted the knife as a "Blade Tech". It is a Benchmade. Sorry for the error.